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Floridian thoughts on my state? Anonymous 02/25/2020 (Tue) 00:35:05 No. 48 [Reply]
What do Floridians think about my state Ohio?
>>48
Ohio is a fountain of shit that eventually splashes all over Florida. Lots of dumb white drug addict kids get kicked out of Ohio to live with their grandparents in Florida... those people become Florida Man and Florida Woman.
>>49
Better they be there then Ohio.

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Anonymous 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:36:46 No. 40 [Reply]
Tell me fringe stories about Florida. Myths, supernatural, or just people hitchhiking and tripping over something interesting.
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From a post made by Dennis Payton on May 19, 2017:

The weirdest thing just happened to me… So I’m driving down 441 through Paynes Prairie and I see what looks like a dead body or somebody possibly hurt laying on the side of the road.

There were no cars or any other means of transportation around the body, so I made a U-turn to see if everything was OK or if I needed to call for help.

As I approach the body, the guy sits up and without hesitation says “Hi, my name is Dave, can you give me a ride to Ocala?”

I said, “I’m not heading to Ocala, I just stopped cause I seen you laying there motionless and wanted to see if you were OK.”

He responded by saying, “Oh I’m fine, I’m just laying here cause it gets people to stop. It’s easier than hitchhiking.”

I was furious with his response to say the least… I just rolled up my window without another word and pulled off!! Seriously what is wrong with people these days?
http://billyholcoutdoors.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-legand-of-tates-hell.html
>>43
Disney addicts, man.

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Floridachan for the Infinity Cup 2020! Anonymous 12/18/2019 (Wed) 21:36:00 No. 44 [Reply]
Hey Floridian boys,

We finished streaming the group phase of the current year's 8chanCup (or as it's more properly known as the Infinity Cup) but due to the exodus and 8ch hiccups we've lost a few teams whose boards never really recovered.

Because of that, we thought it could be great if you guys could join us with a team of your own and participate in the next iteration of the cup, if you feel like it.

All you need to do is create a wiki entry of your own team over at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page (use the layout of other teams as a preset), coming up with members/players that represent your board's culture and in-jokes, create a proper emblem and jersey combo and optionally choose strategies, skills and exportable 3d models using the rules set up at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Rules and we'll make sure to consider your application for the future pot.
I should mention that we would also really appreciate if you came over to our cup's stream at https://cytu.be/r/8cup to spectate what the cup's really all about (whenever we get to host the next one anyways) and to propose your own ideas to make it even better.

See you on the field!

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Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 06:24:35 No. 21 [Reply]
General opinion on Jews in Florida? Image unrelated.
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>>21
Jews are some of the only normal people that live in this state. Typically they reside in Miami and Broward County, where you can find civilized people.
>>21
They turn ghetto area's in the area to towns that have actual money.

Or fuck Cubans and have Cuban/Jewish babies or something. Most of them are pretending to be latino or cubano.

Anonymous 10/17/2019 (Thu) 18:32:37 No. 27 [Reply]
Why y'all call yourselves Floridians when you ain't from no damn Floridia
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Im from florida nigga
>>36
yeah that's the point. Florida not floridia
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>>37
damn...

The Webring Project, now correctly formatted hopefully Anonymous 09/27/2019 (Fri) 13:14:10 No. 4 [Reply]
Hey there, friends

Due to recent events, more specifically the all-out attacks on anonymous message boards by various actors in the US, some folk back at our bunkers created a way to connect imageboards to each other.
We call it "webring", though it technically is a federated network of imageboards like those used in the 90's and early 2000's.
Basically, the idea behind it is simple: download the plugin at https://gitlab.com/Tenicu/infinityaddon-webring or https://gitlab.com/alogware/LynxChanAddon-Webring (depending on your underlying system), install it and you'll immediately be able to access the connected imageboards, as well as to advertise your own to all of them.
>Why would I want this?
Multiple reasons:
- It allows you to advertise your boards to an ANONYMOUS COMMUNITY, meaning that you can have other like-minded people join it instead of having to go to shitty places like reddit or twitter, nor you'd have to go around imageboard per imageboard asking people to come to you;
- It keeps IB users up to date on your IB's status (when it's down, when a new board comes around, when a board becomes popular etc.) - one big reason why we accepted this system is to avoid duplicate boards for niche interests (i.e. Nation-specific boards) while allowing broader interests like videogames or anime to be discussed on multiple sites, with different userbases and moderation teams;
- It prevents situations where your IB going down would mean all the communities you allowed on your website would go scattered to the wind, likewise it allows users from other IBs to move to yours without needing word of mouth;
- Because anonymous communities everywhere are being attacked on multiple fronts and it's always best to have someone back you up, no matter the problem.

>What do we gain from having you?
Like I said, this project relies heavily on people pitching in and allowing multiple interests being discussed on multiple sites. Having your boards listed would allow other IBs to redirect people who want to talk about some topic YOU're interested in towards YOUR IB instead of having to create an ad-hoc board that would see five posts tops and be dead a week later.
In addition to that, the webring allows you to pick and choose which Imageboards you want to redirect to, so if for example one of them looks like a bunch of retards to you, you can always delist them from your version of the webring and they will not appear in your advertisement list.
If you'd like to know more, here's an example of how it looks like on your end: https://anon.cafe/webring.json
And if you've got any troubles installing it, consider visiting https://anon.cafe/ or https://julay.world/ to get proper support.

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>>20
It was specific to the software, but the newest versions of all plugins for all platforms include it. Basically the webring plugin Floridachan is using needs updating. Pic related is what the lynxchan plugin currently looks like on julay.
>>33
Not seeing any button script on the main plugin page, unless there's a different repository somewhere: https://gitlab.com/alogware/LynxChanAddon-Webring/tree/2.2.x
>>34
I'm not entirely sure. I do know the animu bunker site (also using lynxchan) got it working, so it must be possible, however late.city and anon.cafe only got the activity reporter working so it might not be in the same place.

Maybe you could ask the animu BO what he had to do to make it work: https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/1074.html#4398

Anonymous 09/06/2019 (Fri) 13:01:50 No. 1 [Reply]
Location flags are mandatory on all posts here.
just added support for a florida location flag

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Anonymous 10/16/2019 (Wed) 01:22:04 No. 26 [Reply]
what is wrong with americans? why are all they so shit?
ur shit
florida is the best state
bitch ass hoe

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Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 02:09:20 No. 11 [Reply]
How much fluoride is in your water compared to other states?
>>11
77% of our Floridians are getting fluoride in their tap water.
http://www.floridahealth.gov/programs-and-services/community-health/dental-health/fluoridation/index.html

We're ranked 24th in the nation. Kentucky is the most fluoridated at 99%, and Hawaii comes in last at 11.7%. U.S. average is 74.4%.
https://www.cdc.gov/fluoridation/statistics/2014stats.htm

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